Dave’s Wine Tips
Tip #1
Ignore wine snobs! Everyone has a different palette and
what is hailed by “experts” may taste like trash
leakage to you. Remember the Leadership Difference motto, “If
you like it, drink it. If you don’t like it, drink
it fast!”
Tip #2
Decanting a wine is rarely necessary. The
four reasons to decant are:
1) To remove the sediment in the wine. Some red wines
have the potential to “throw” some solid material
as they age. This is normal. How do you know if your
wine might do this? Look at the shape of the bottle. If
it has “shoulders” (a more severe angle between the
neck and the bottle) then this is a wine bottle that is designed
to trap sediment when you slowly pour the wine. If the
bottle has a softer slope (like a Pinot Noir bottle) then it
is less likely to throw sediment. Oh, and there is nothing
toxic about the sediment and you accomplish the same thing by
standing the bottle upright for an hour and pouring it delicately
into each glass.
2) To introduce some space/air to the
wine. This is the
famous “breathing” concept. Think of it this
way, the wine has been cooped up in the bottle for a while, and
just like when you get out of bed in the morning, it might just
want to stretch a bit before getting started. A little
air can allow the wine to expand its flavor and aroma profiles. Be
careful though, for really old wines, the minute they “stretch” they
also start to fall apart. I can relate.
3) To age them faster. Yep, if you drink a wine too early
it may not have fully matured. Allowing the wine access
to air actually accelerates the aging process. This is
the only reason to decant a wine and let it sit in the decanter
for an hour or longer. And this is why decanting fully
mature wines can actually be harmful (see reason #2).
4) Because you spent a heck of
a lot of coin for that beautiful Riedel decanter and, by gawd,
you are going to show it off.
Reason #4 makes the most sense, most of the time.
Tip #3
Drink French and Italian wines with food;
drink domestic and Australian wines alone. For the most part, the wines of
France and Italy (and Spain and Portugal) are made to reflect
the land from which the grapes are grown. This is called “terroir
driven”. It is a combination of things like soil,
aspect of land, sunshine, rain, etc. These wine regions
are called “old world” and were designed to pair
with the food that is eaten in their culture.
Domestic wines and those from Australia,
New Zealand and, generally, South America are “new world” wines. These
wines are “fruit-driven” and are made to taste like
the grapes from which they were made. They taste best alone.
So, when you are having a glass of wine
during happy hour, go new world. When it is time to eat, choose old world. And
if you are having Mexican, drink beer.
Tip #4
Don’t be intimidated by wine lists at restaurants. I
don’t care how much you know about wine, no one, other
than the sommelier of the restaurant (maybe) knows every wine
on the list. So, find out what everyone is going to order,
ask what type of wine everyone likes, share this with the sommelier
and let him/her choose something. You can deal with the
price issue by pointing to a wine on the menu and saying, “I’m
looking for something in this price range.”
The sommelier lives for these moments and you look a heck of
a lot smarter by letting the person who put the list together
choose the pairing.
Tip #5
I think you should pair wine with food
any darn way you please. Here
are some of my favorite pairings.
Pinot Noir is the most versatile pairing
wine. Red meat,
white meat, duck, salmon, tuna…Pinot Noir is the utility
infielder of wine. When in doubt, serve Pinot Noir.
Zinfandel - especially those jammy, berry
bombs – is great
with game meats like venison, buffalo, elk and ostrich. It
is also a fantastic pizza wine especially if you like sausage
or pepperoni on your pie. And if you think Zinfandel is
pink…well, call me for some immediate tutoring.
Those big old California Cabernets are
a heck of a lot better with ribeye than they are with filet
mignon. The tannins
in the wine, that’s the bitter/astringent taste at the
end, match with the fat in the meat. Since a filet mignon
is very lean, the Cab will overwhelm it. I like a French
Red Burgundy (Pinot Noir) or a Spanish Rioja with my filet.
There are some great cheap Italian wines
that are absolutely heaven with spaghetti with red sauce. It ain’t Chianti
or Valipocella. Not Barolo or Barbaresca. Nope. A
nice Salice Salentino (suh-LEE-chay sal-in-TEE-no). Costs
about $8. Ask at your wine store. But don’t
drink it without the food (see Tip #3)
In fact, always buy a wine that comes from the same part of
the world that the food comes from.
Sauvignon Blanc is a wonderful white
wine with food. The
high acidity makes you salivate.
Spicy food, especially Asian, is balanced wonderfully by a nice
Riesling.
Argentinean Malbec has a smoky quality that goes well with meat
cooked on the outdoor grill using charcoal.
The absolute best wine for white fish of all kinds is Albarino
from Spain.
I know it sounds weird, but I like hot
dogs with Gewürztraminer…and
dill relish.
I love Shiraz with a cheeseburger.
Burritos, enchiladas, tacos, taquitos…Dos
Equis.
Tip #6
Okay, so you order a bottle of wine in
a nice restaurant. What
is the whole ceremony thing?
First, the server will present you with
the bottle to inspect the label. Do NOT take the bottle, just read the label. Make
sure it is the wine you ordered. Pay particular attention
to the vintage (restaurants often list one vintage, but serve
another). If the vintage is wrong it is probably no big
deal – unless you specifically wanted that vintage – but
I think you should pleasantly say, “Oh, it’s the
2004” That’s just me.
Second, the server will open the wine
and place the cork in front of you. Just leave it there. Sure, you can
squeeze the cork to make sure it is not dried out and damaged. Some
folks still insist on smelling the cork – presumably to
see if it smells tainted. Best thing to do, in my opinion,
is just leave it be.
Third, the server will pour you a taste. Remember, see,
swirl, smell, sip, say. Hold the wine up and look
at its clarity and color – swirl the wine to open it up – smell
the wine by getting your nose into the glass and really getting
a nostril full (of smell, not liquid) – taste the wine
by getting a nice sip and moving it all around inside your mouth
before swallowing – then unless it is flawed, say if it
is fine.
And what is flawed? The wine tastes like wet cardboard
or a dog that just got out of a pond.* This is usually
caused by a bad cork. Or maybe it tasted more like Port
(sweet and kind of nutty). This indicates either oxidization
(oxygen has gotten to the wine) or it is “cooked” meaning
the wine was exposed to excess heat. You will probably
know the wine is flawed by the smell even more that the taste. If
you are not sure, ask the server to try it. Here’s
what I say, “You know, my taster may be a little off today
but this seems off, can you try it and tell me if it is the wine
or my palette.” Yes, your palette can be off.
But Dave, what if I just don’t like the wine? Tough. As
long as the wine is not flawed- you ordered it, you drink it. That’s
my opinion. Consider it a learning experience.
*You don’t have to actually taste
either of these things to understand this.
Tip # 7
Most people serve red wines too warm
and white wines too cold. Red
wines that are too warm (like room temperature) become more harsh
and bitter. By keeping a red wine around 60 degrees, it
keeps the harsh qualities of the alcohol at bay and allows the
fruit to come through. White wines that are too cold become “dumb” and
lose most of their flavor.
Here’s a good rule of thumb…take a white wine out
of the refrigerator about 30 minutes before you plan to drink
it. Put a red wine IN the refrigerator about 30 minutes
before you plan to drink it. And if you are serving a bad
white wine, chill the hell out of it so it won’t taste
like anything!
Tip # 8
Sometimes wine tastes better the day
after you open them. If
you don’t love a wine immediately, or have some left in
the bottle, re-cork the wine and stick it in the refrigerator
(yes, even reds). Try it again tomorrow (let the red wine
warm up for 30 minutes or so). You may be surprised that
it is much better.
Also, if you keep the wine refrigerated,
you should be able to enjoy it for three days before it starts
to go bad. If
you buy one of those handy dandy gas dispensers that they sell
at better wine shops, you can probably coax as many as five days
out of a bottle. The gas forms a seal over the wine keeping
out the oxygen and slowing the aging process.
Tip # 9
Everyone must experience Sauternes at
least once in their life. Sauternes
is a dessert wine made in Bordeaux (Chateau Y’Quem is the
most famous maker). Get this…Sauternes is made from
rotten grapes. Noble rot, they call it and it is spectacular. It’s
expensive, but it’s worth it. Splurge. If you
can’t find the real thing, look for Dolce by Far Niente. It
is a dessert wine made in the same style but in California. It’s
expensive, too (around $30 a glass) but not quite as much and
easier to find than Sauternes.
And if you want a food and beverage experience
that is absolutely transcendental, I mean roll your eyes in the
back of your head and melt with adoration kind of transcendental,
have some froe gras with that Sauternes or Dolce. OH MY GOD. Trust
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